Jason Eppink's Catalogue of Creative Triumphs

A peerless unreviewed paper that soundly predicts Dune will take home the trophy for Best Picture at the 94th Academy Awards (and that Viggo Mortensen will be cast as Batman in the future) based on a groundbreaking analysis of coughs and sneezes compiled by Every Movie Cough.

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Unaffiliated Associate Adjunct Professors


Available in the following departments: Ponderings