To celebrate my 28th birthday, Matt Green led a day-long perambulation through New York City for dozens of friends. Sean McIntyre drew a psychogeographic representation to memorialize the day’s events. We visited locations of major terrorist attacks, happened upon the filming of an epic scene from an upcoming movie, encountered several protests, were yelled at by two different rent-a-cops, visited obscure memorials and monumental public art, and toasted the day on an abandoned dock. Best birthday party ever?